Ten Jokes

Hello everybody.In this post I will list some jokes.So go on and have a good laugh in this post.

Here are the jokes:-

1.A man returned a book to the library and started complaining.

Man:This book has no stories!

Librarian:So you're the one who look away our phone book.

2.A man and his wife order two coffees at a cafe.

Man:Drink Quickly

Wife:Why?

Man:The menu says, hot coffee:Rs. 20, Cold coffee:Rs 30.

3.A man finally finished solving a puzzle after 3 months. He was overjoyed!Why?

Because at the top of the puzzle it was written '5-10 years'

4.Boy: Isn't our principal peculiar?

Girl:Do you know who I am?

Boy:No

Girl:I am his daughter

Boy:And do you know who I am?

Girl:No

Boy:Thank God

5.Suraj: I have changed my mind.

Rahul: Does it work better than the previous one?

6.Teacher: Sonu,if your attendance is below normal then you will not be allowed to sit for the exam.

Sonu: That's fine Ma'am, I'll stand and take the exam.

7.John: I don't want to go to school today.

Mother:Why do you not want to go to the school?Give me one reason.

John:I will give you two reasons.Firstly,every student hates me and secondly, every teacher dislikes me.

Mother:John,you are the principal of the school!

8.Teacher:Ravi,spell a word with more than 15 letters in it.

Ravi:P-O-S-T-B-O-X

9.Hari: What's the time, Raju?

Raju: I'm not wearing my watch.

Hari: Why,where is it?

Raju: I had one that was water,dust and shock proof.

Hari: So,what happened?

Raju: It caught fire

10.Teacher:What is the outer surface of a tree called?

John:I don't know ma'am.

Teacher:Bark,John,Bark

John:Bow Wow Woof Woof!

That is it.Hope you had a good laugh.

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