Here are the jokes:-
1.A man returned a book to the library and started complaining.
Man:This book has no stories!
Librarian:So you're the one who look away our phone book.
2.A man and his wife order two coffees at a cafe.
Man:Drink Quickly
Wife:Why?
Man:The menu says, hot coffee:Rs. 20, Cold coffee:Rs 30.
3.A man finally finished solving a puzzle after 3 months. He was overjoyed!Why?
Because at the top of the puzzle it was written '5-10 years'
4.Boy: Isn't our principal peculiar?
Girl:Do you know who I am?
Boy:No
Girl:I am his daughter
Boy:And do you know who I am?
Girl:No
Boy:Thank God
5.Suraj: I have changed my mind.
Rahul: Does it work better than the previous one?
6.Teacher: Sonu,if your attendance is below normal then you will not be allowed to sit for the exam.
Sonu: That's fine Ma'am, I'll stand and take the exam.
7.John: I don't want to go to school today.
Mother:Why do you not want to go to the school?Give me one reason.
John:I will give you two reasons.Firstly,every student hates me and secondly, every teacher dislikes me.
Mother:John,you are the principal of the school!
8.Teacher:Ravi,spell a word with more than 15 letters in it.
Ravi:P-O-S-T-B-O-X
9.Hari: What's the time, Raju?
Raju: I'm not wearing my watch.
Hari: Why,where is it?
Raju: I had one that was water,dust and shock proof.
Hari: So,what happened?
Raju: It caught fire
10.Teacher:What is the outer surface of a tree called?
John:I don't know ma'am.
Teacher:Bark,John,Bark
John:Bow Wow Woof Woof!
That is it.Hope you had a good laugh.
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